Linda's Starring Role in Las Vegas

Posted by - Carl

We spent a weekend recently in Las Vegas visiting Maxie & Sharon (Linda's sister) and had a great time! We saw several shows, ate, laughed and generally acted silly. One of the shows was a group called Toxic Audio. This group had three young men and two young women who were amazing vocalists. They used their voices as band instruments as well as for singing and we were treated to a terrific mix of music.

At one point, one of the group strolled into the audience and pointed at Linda, asking her to join the group on-stage. Three chairs were brought forth and Linda was seated at the one on stage right, next to the two women vocalists, with the men standing behind them. They all peered intently ahead and the woman on the left held up a TV remote, pressed a button and they all said "CLICK!" Immediately they began vocalizing the theme song from a popular TV program like Gilligan's Island. She pressed the button, they all said "CLICK!" again and she handed the remote to the next women. "CLICK!" again and another theme song burst out. "CLICK!" and she handed the remote to Linda.

Here's where it got to be really fun. Linda caught on to the routine, held the remote out and pressed the button... "CLICK!" and the most gosh-awful erotic sounds emerged. Heavy-breathing, screams of YES! YES! and the remote was snatched from Linda's hand by one of the guys who pressed the button "CLICK!" then silence while all of them looked at Linda with horrified expressions on their faces.

After a pause, the remote was passed back to the first woman and the routine began again... "CLICK!" > theme song > "CLICK!" > silence > "CLICK!" > theme song > "CLICK!" > silence and then very slowly, with much scowling and trepidation, the remote was handed to Linda again. "CLICK!" and the erotic sounds erupted once again. The remote is grabbed, "CLICK!" and angry faces looked at Linda. She was reacting perfectly, as if she were in on the script.

Once again, the routine began. When the remote got back to Linda, there was a great deal of resistance to giving it to her again. She asked to be given just one more chance. Finally, they reluctantly gave her the remote... "CLICK!" and the sounds began once more, only this time the men tore off their shirts and posed for the attached photo taken with a hidden Polaroid camera. What a great joke! We laughed until our sides hurt.